The guards rock oh so much Really, these guys never cease to make my day Speaking of pants, have you ever noticed that if some NPC fights a lot their armour, apparently having broken, disappears? I have had quite a few cases of that
life is great when you can... -take peoples pants and they don't notice you've done it. -fall 50 feet and are still alive -get shot in the head, arm, leg, crotch,ect. and not die. -walk on water -kill people, and disgrace their corpse by: shocking them around a bunch, dancing on their dead body, and/or bringing them back to life -be a vampire -trap guards with paint brushes. -make your self look completely ridiculous and walk around naked -jump around on peoples rooves -and... turn people into sheep.
The guard one...i've done worse, you can't keep a straight face when the guy trying to arrest you has several arrows in his crotch and two sticking out of his "man boobs"....it was a cold day i guess...
The best part, I hadn't aimed at all, just kept shooting while standing on a roof in the waterfront area.
lol i luv playin around with oblivion, but i hate the dark brotherhood quest when you have to kill vecente D: i dont care bout annyone else, BUT VICENTE WHY!!!!!!! chuck noris played russianroulett with a fully loaded gun... AND WON!
It's even more funny when your character is a good sneak/archer. I've taken my character shot some guy five feet in front of me, and they simply say, "Must have been." I'm sitting here thinking, "You got shot in the head and all you say is that it was the wind?"